Did you know Kanye West and Ty Dolla $ign just released “Vultures 2”? No? Well, join the club. As a music-obsessed Brit living in America with a deep appreciation for French tunes, I can’t help but find this sudden album drop both amusing and intriguing. Let’s dive into this unexpected release with a touch of snark and a splash of wit, inspired by the dark humor of Fary.

Ye and Ty have finally unleashed the sequel to their perplexingly mixed debut, “Vultures 1.” I’ll be honest, I didn’t see this coming. Maybe it’s because they only dropped the release date a mere day before. Classic Ye move, right? Always keeping us on our toes. On July 31, the Yeezy website nonchalantly announced, “VULTURES 2 COMING AUGUST 2ND,” which left fans both thrilled and bewildered.

The first “Vultures” album was a rollercoaster. Highlights like “CARNIVAL” featuring Rich The Kid and Playboi Carti soared to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, while other tracks barely scratched the surface of listenability. Fast forward to “Vultures 2,” and we’ve got a whole new set of surprises and, dare I say, improvements.

Let’s Get Real: The Album Breakdown

First off, the album as a whole is a significant step up from its predecessor. Ye seems to have dialed back on his controversial antics (mostly), and Ty Dolla $ign shines brighter here than before. Tracks like “RIVER,” “LIFESTYLE,” and “FIELD TRIP” bring an eclectic mix of features that surprisingly work well together.

TOP 5 SONGS:

1. SLIDE
   Ty Dolla $ign takes center stage on this dance-infused track. The beat, reminiscent of a mad scientist’s concoction, pairs perfectly with Ty’s catchy chorus. Kanye’s verse is random but oddly fitting. Imagine an Illuminati office party anthem; this would be it.
2. FOREVER ROLLING (Ft. Lil Baby)
   Here, we get a glimpse of the old Kanye, delivering punchy and aggressive raps. Lil Baby and Ty add their relentless flows, creating a track that’s both introspective and hard-hitting.
3. FIELD TRIP (Ft. Don Toliver, Kodak Black & Playboi Carti)
   This track is a chaotic masterpiece. Don Toliver’s psychedelic hook, Carti’s unique verse, and Kodak Black’s out-of-it-but-entertaining closing verse make it a standout.
4. LIFESTYLE (Ft. Lil Wayne)
   Kanye and Wayne trade verses over a smooth beat. Wayne’s slick raps and Kanye’s infectious chorus blend well, although the track drags a bit towards the end.
5. RIVER (Ft. Charlie Wilson, The Inter Milan Ultras & Young Thug)
   Young Thug’s effortless flow and the church-like sound brought by Charlie Wilson and The Inter Milan Ultras create a compelling contrast to Kanye’s gibberish-filled verse.

The Not-So-Great Moments

Not every track hits the mark. “BOMB,” featuring North West, is frankly annoying, and “SKY CITY” feels like filler. The abrupt endings of tracks and the mediocre mixing also detract from the overall experience. But hey, it’s still better than “Vultures 1.”

Ye: The Eternal Enigma

Kanye West, love him or hate him, remains an enigma in the music world. “Vultures 2” continues his trend of provocative, if uneven, artistry. While his verses often lack substance and his singing attempts are cringeworthy, the production is solid, even if not groundbreaking. Ty Dolla $ign, on the other hand, consistently delivers, proving he’s more than just a feature artist.

The Final Verdict

“Vultures 2” feels rushed and incomplete, much like “DONDA 2.” Yet, there are moments of brilliance, especially in the production and the guest features. As a longtime Kanye fan, I found some tracks enjoyable, but let’s be real—Ye’s verses are mostly a letdown. If this is the musical direction he’s heading, perhaps retirement isn’t such a bad idea. Kudos to Ty and the featured artists for salvaging the project.

So, who knew “Vultures 2” was out? Now you do. Give it a spin, but don’t expect a masterpiece. Instead, enjoy the ride through Ye’s chaotic genius and Ty’s consistent charm.